Paul You Can't Make this Shit Up!

This Ought to Kill Social Security

I didn’t realize I was disabled. My friends claim I’m just an asshole. I’m not sure how this works. It seems obvious that anybody that falls into this category is not going to find a suitable partner on their own. What’s the next step? Is there a government office where they issue you a bimbo? Do the bimbos have a say in the process? What’s in it for them? Darling one year on your back and we’re talking a free college education…. Can I skip the bimbo and just go down to Social Security and qualify for additional disability payments.

Failure to find a sexual partner is now a DISABILITY says World Health Organisation

PEOPLE who don’t have sex or struggle to find a sexual partner to have children with will now be considered as DISABLED, according to barmy new guidelines set to be announced.

By REBECCA PERRING
A person who cannot find a suitable partner will be classed as disabled
Until now, infertility – the failure to achieve pregnancy after 12 months or more of regular unprotected sex – was considered a disability.But now in dramatic move the World Health Organisation will change the standard to suggest that a person who is unable to find a suitable sexual partner or is lacking a sexual relationship to have children – will now be equally classified as disabled.WHO says the change will give every individual “the right to reproduce”.

Same sex couple

This absurd nonsense is not simply re-defining infertility but completely side-lining the biological process

Josephine Quintavalle from Comment on Reproductive Ethics

Under the new rules, heterosexual single men and women and gay men and women who want to have children will now be given the same priority as a couple seeking IVF because of medical fertility problems.