It’s coming up on Christmas again. It’s that time when people who avoid each other most of the year, get together in the spirit of the season. Christmas means different things to different folks. Viva La difference!

Don’t Forget the Pets

Sharing is part of the spirit of the season!

Some People’s Expectations of Santa are Erroneous

Some People Are Worried Santa Wouldn’t Come

Fortunately, There are those who have no doubts about Santa

Christmas isn’t about gifts…

But it is great when you get what you really wanted!

Christmas is a Tradition

This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. — Clark W. Griswold Jr.

Via the Ace of Spades, blog