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Those zany Muslims, champions of tolerance and peace, are at it again. Twenty young males crashed a community pool in Germany and began threatening to exterminate women slutsGermany is real big into naturalism and times are set aside for nude swimming sessions.  These guys take exception to such activity.

But the tolerant Germans have a plan:

Meanwhile the professional swimming association in Germany wants to reduce escalating sex attacks by refugees at public baths by training migrants to become pool lifeguards. The Federal Association of German Swimming Professionals (BDS) says this would be ‘an inclusive measure that would benefit everyone. BDS President Peter Haiyang added: ‘We lack skilled workers. That’s why it would be negligent not to use these resources.’ The idea of turning them into lifeguards responsible for security, order and cleanliness, water quality monitoring and maintenance of technical equipment would lead to a decrease in sex crimes, the group claims. Incredibly, BDS president Peter Harzheim claimed: ‘Often it is the case that women feel sexually harassed by a group of migrants just because they look at them. ‘Such situations could be disarmed faster’ with migrants as pool attendants. The SPD, Greens and the Left Party in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany’s most populous state, support the proposal.’People with multilingualism can dispel misunderstandings faster’, said Left Party spokesman Özlem Demirel.

And the SPD – Labour Party – state parliamentarian integration expert Ibrahim Yetim added: ‘If there is a way to educate refugees to become lifeguards, that would be a great thing. It is important to give a perspective to the young refugees.’

But Cologne lifeguard chief Berthold Schmitt believes there is a ‘fundamental problem’ for refugees in 6,000 indoor and outdoor and school swimming pools in Germany. He said: ‘The ‘new people’, as we call them, have three problems: they speak no German, have no knowledge of German or European bathing culture, and most cannot swim.’ At least 20 refugees are reported to have drowned in Germany this year. 

There are two takeaways from this proposed plan, that I see.  First, the allies from WWII did not repeat the mistakes of Versailles at the conclusion of WWI.  Germany may become its own worst enemy, but will never work up enough gumption to whoop up on another country.  Europe is doomed if France is now the big dog.

Second, even in a bad idea there is a kernel of a good idea.  As the Chief lifeguard points out most Muslims can’t swim. This will necessitate a training program.  I have a sure fire training aid that will take care of the current problem in German pools.  I just need a contact to set up a concession in Germany.  Here is a picture of the product:

Logging Chain and Buoyancy Device

 It may be necessary to run through a few thousand candidates to find a half dozen who can pass the rigorous training, but it’s not like Germany is going to run out of Muslims anytime soon.