Sex robots that recognize humans using ‘3D AI vision’ built in US factory

EXCLUSIVE: RealDoll revealed at an event attended by Daily Star Online that it is producing models with facial recognition allowing them to pick out customers in a crowded room.

It may be a vain hope. I suspect the downside of having a piece on the side is the thing of 2 am nightmares. You know the one: There you are out with the wife, kids, in-laws at the mall. Suddenly, there she is, the blond you’ve been banging like a screen door for the last six months. Now, there is a new variation.

Please, please, please, you bargain the fates. Give her enough sense to pass on by, like two ships in the night. The only thing worse would be for your boss to discover your expense account has been paying for her. Surely, it couldn’t get any worse?

Wrong, “latex breath!” Let’s revise the scenario a little. Instead of the little, blond, bubble gum snapping slut, from the local community college, you decided to give technology a try. You haven’t figured out how to fudge your expense report to cover the initial purchase price. However, there is a discrete shop at the mall. It is a cross between Sharper Image and Victoria’s Secret. Only in this joint the models put out.

As you walk by the shop with wife, kiddies, and in-laws you discover too late, your robot love interest is seated in the display window. You make eye contact. Common sense is not in play here, she has none. Her ability to identify you only works if she can verbalize her delight. She begins calling your name. The comes all the dirty love talk you taught her… “Do me, do me hard. Oh baby! I’m not your wife, let’s take a ride on the Hershey highway!”

Good luck with the ole, “must be a software glitch,” meme.