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Starbucks shitty attitudes to match shitty coffee

This time it is two Riverside County Deputies, in uniform, refused service at a Starbucks. I have no sympathy for them. Real police don’t buy coffee.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/starbucks-apologizes-uniformed-california-deputies-refused-service

Starbucks serves shitty coffee to go along with the attitudes. I have always maintained that you can measure a person’s asshole quotient by the coffee order. “I’ll have a large venti, mocha, capachino with two shots.” That translates to, ” I need an ass whipping once an hour, until I am able to drink the coffee, the way it was meant to be, black.

Why tempt fate? Why would one want to patronize an eating establishment that doesn’t like you? Those Riverside deputies are partially to blame for the controversy.

I made it a policy never to chase waitresses. I didn’t want to limit my limited meal options. I had a partner that fell in love with damn near any female that would feed him. When I started seeing a cocktail waitress, he pointed out that I was violating my own rule. I disagreed.

I was proven right several weeks later. When the course of true love, or lust, hit a rocky patch, he got a pot of coffee in his lap. I was showered with whiskey. Never chase a waitress that serves hot food…

This shit is getting silly.

What would Tony do?