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Will History Repeat?

Dead whales keep washing up on the beach on Long Island. What to do? I see three possibilities.

The first possbility is to contract with the Mafia five families for removal. When the Mafia dropped various Guidos into the sea they didn’t wash up on the shore.

The second possibility is to consult with Oregon officials. They handled a similar situation back in the 70’s.

Oregon 1970

A third option has occurred to me. Mayor Adams is concerned that feeding wetbacks will break the bank in New York city. Here is a potential solution, in two words, FREE LUNCH.

Why do liberals make things so difficult?