Today’s Cooking Tip by Way of Sibuya Game Reserve


Pride of Lions (Daddy three females and cubs) as opposed to Lion Pride (No Daddy)

Gang-rhino-poachers-mauled-to-death-by-pride-lions-after-breaking-into-game-reserve.htmlI am afraid that the Lions did themselves out of a decent meal. 

Nick Fox, the park’s owner, said it was not clear how many poachers may have been killed. “The only body part we found was one skull and one bit of pelvis, everything else was completely gone,” he told Newsweek. “There is so little left that they don’t know exactly how many people were killed, we suspect three because we found three sets of shoes and three sets of gloves.”

Everybody knows if you roar at the prey just before you leap, the roar scares the shit out of ’em and all you are left with are shoes and gloves.

Tony says, “No howling during meal prep!”