That Explains It!

Testicles have taste buds!

The latest Internet bullshit. The claim is that testicles have taste buds.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/tech/article/Why-Are-Men-Dipping-Their-Balls-in-Soy-Sauce-An-14999195.php

Cover girl lipstick

I guess that explains why my balls are craving Cover Girl lipstick!