In my younger days I made the claim that I followed a stiff dick into places I would be afraid to take a SWAT team. Now it is possible to back that claim up with video evidence. Introducing the cock-cam!

http://www.ladbible.com/news/weird-new-sex-toy-lets-you-livestream-footage-from-your-penis-20190311

It wouldn’t do me any good these days. Who wants to see images of the floor? Then again it would be an opportunity to see my feet.

I never had much luck dragging a Polaroid into the bedroom. I can’t imagine the hard sell to get the cock-cam up and running. I imagine the images broadcast with the accompanying music from “JAWS”. Maybe it is just me.