So Many Unanswered Questions…

According to the New York Post the average penis size has increased by 24% over the last thirty years. Great! Are we talking evolution or gravity? The article isn’t clear. From personal experience I can’t tell.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/16/average-penis-length-has-grown-doctors-call-it-concerning/

There are a number of reasons why I’m in the dark. My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. I can’t read those little hash marks on a ruler. Secondly, my penis and I haven’t seen eye to eye in years. My former roommate Heart Attack Hallmark said it best.

He decided that he needed to lose weight. As a good first step he went to consult a doctor. He picked one at random and made an appointment for a physical. Once there he told the doctor that he wanted advice on a diet plan. As far as body morphology goes, I am now at the point where he was all those years ago. The doctor asked Heart Attack why he felt that he needed to shed the pounds.

Heart Attack replied, “Doc, I really like getting blow jobs. Half the fun is watching. Due to my weight, I can’t see anything.”

If I were to lose sufficient weight to view my first toy, two possible explanations would come into play. The weight loss and removal of the sight obstruction was responsible. Or my penis grew as predicted by the article.

I did some calculations. If penis length is not due to evolution and is purely a function of time, then I have to live until I was 150 years old, in order to have any hopes of gagging Linda Loveless. I’m willing to wait. I’m just not sure I’ll know what to do with it when the day arrives.

Actress Linda Lovelace aka Linda Susan Boreman