Silly Shit # 268

I don’t know. Somehow I think most folks would prefer the term master bedroom. The “jerk off room” just doesn’t sing.

In Texas, a realtor group is seriously changing the name of master suites, bedrooms, bathrooms.  It’s so surreal that I had to make sure it wasn’t the Bee.

The Houston Association of Realtors will use “primary” to describe bedrooms and bathrooms on its listing service and replace the word “master.”

The move comes after several members raised the issue and called for a review, according to CNN affiliate KPRC.

Amid increasing calls for racial justice, “master” has fallen out of favor due to its association with slavery.

Houston Board of Realtors

I see a good news, bad news thing here. Threats of hairy palms and bad eyesight never were a deterrent. I am not sure eliminating MASTURbate from the language is a solution. According to one British website there are over 500 euphemisms for “spanking the monkey”.

Here is their top ten.

  1. A date with Palmela Handerson
  2. Acting out the grapes of wrath
  3. Backing your fist
  4. Bang yourself
  5. Beat the beaver
  6. Beating my meat
  7. Beating the bishop
  8. Bop the baloney
  9. Choking the chicken
  10. Clap your clit