Man, Bites Dog

It must have been a slow news day. The headline screams Leonardo DiCaprio was seen on a yacht off the coast of St. Bart’s with bikini clad models. Yeah, so. Any old fisherman will tell you that if one uses the right bait the fish will just jump in the boat. St. Barts on a yacht, in January, damn near anybody could put up with his bullshit.

If DiCaprio had been pictured on this boat tooling across Canyon Lake, I’d be impressed.