Lola and Other Songs

Chicks with dicks

There is a lawsuit going on in Connecticut. Some guys decided they would rather compete against girls in high school sports. They claim they are “transgendered.” They have been allowed to compete and the real girls never had a chance. The real girls have sued.

The real girls attorneys have described the transgender guys as males. The judge has ruled that the guys can’t be called males. He claims it is inaccurate to refer to them as male.

Plaintiff attorneys have no problems calling these two freaks by their chosen female names. They point out that when it gets down to the nut cutting these girls are guys.

I have a compromise that I think will satisfy both parties. Hence forth they should be known as “Chicks with dicks.” They would have the best of both worlds.