I seem to recall a saying from my youth that went: “If only you could bottle that… This following story is ripe for our times. I could do this! I figure to market it as an instant COVID test.

https://torontosun.com/entertainment/celebrity/sweet-smell-of-success-90-day-fiance-star-sells-her-farts-for-45k-a-jar?fbclid=IwAR3JEPg5q0jNAXy1R9ZP-YVvmLe6RxqKhMIflMVpYug4ixD9Rc0VdKngLgw

She farts in a jar, caps it and sells the result for $1000. I figure I can undercut her and offer my efforts at $999. Don’t hesitate, be the first!