Only In Florida
There is an old joke about a traveling preacher holding a tent show revival. He was good at getting the crowd involved. His sermon included an opportunity for the faithful to “testify” to their failings. This, as a first step towards redemption.
He was particularly effective one night. Several people lined up to admit their failings. One lady admitted that she harbored feelings of jealousy.
The preacher replied, “hallelujah, Testify, sister, testify!”
A man got up and admitted to lustful feelings for his neighbor’s wife.
The preacher exclaimed, ” Testify, brother, testify!”
Overcome, Bubba got up and admitted to having sexual relations with a goat.
The preacher replied, “I don’t believe I’d have testified to that!”
I want to see the pleadings on this court complaint. When does it become malpractice? When a doctor sticks his hand up your ass, is a minute too long? How about an hour, two, or eight? Was surgery really necessary? A bucket of water works with dogs.
The hospital offered him $25,000 with no litigation. My advice would be to take the money and run, or hobble as the case may be.
