Headlines:

One-armed player for Northwestern St scores first points

https://apnews.com/article/sports-basketball-louisiana-mens-ul-monroe-warhawks-52c56cc46a7e8f96d2a975775fbdf363

Okay, I admit it. I jumped to the wrong conclusion. I saw the headline and figured that the subject of the story, Hansel Emmanuel, was the only guy on the basketball court that was carrying a piece. Hey, it was an easy mistake to make. Here is a photo of the Duke University team. They have enough firepower to make a Marine rifle squad pause.

Fun with words