Girlfriend? Only Because They Don’t Call Them Girl-enemies

Contract presented to unknown boyfriend.

At Least he got to keep his balls, for all the good they’ll do him.

After reading this, I gotta ask myself: “What did Ted Bundy do that was so wrong?

Theodore Robert Bundy was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, burglar, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier.