Camp Followers

Bert and Ernie, fired and replaced with gay puppets.

Two straight actors are slated to play gay men and are trying to work things out with the LGBQSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious community. Okay, I maybe made up the part in LGBQ…. up. Before they belittle themselves any further I have a suggestion.

They ought to track down Paul Reubens, aka Pee-Wee Herman. He can give them directions to his favorite adult bookstore. He cam also given pointers of what to do once inside. The resulting arrest ought to establish their Bonafides to the LBGQSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious community.

I never thought I’d see the day when straight men hang their heads in shame because they haven’t sucked a dick.

I guess the LGBQSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious community may have a point. Is there anything more pathetic than a straight guy trying to camp it up?