Ahead of His Time?

Thirty years ago I had a buddy with a penchant for ugly women. He claimed that they were, oh so appreciative. He classified them as one baggers and two baggers. A one bagger was so ugly she had to wear a bag over her head during sex. A two bagger required two bags, one for her and one for him, in case her bag failed. He also had a list of favored sexual positions that avoided face to face contact. We lost touch. I always wondered what happened to him. It appears he ended up at the University of North Texas.

Was it good for you?

What does it say when the populace needs government guidance on “plain and fancy trick fucking?” It could be that I’m seeing a difference without a distinction but now and then aren’t the same.