Danger, Yoga Pants

My current post about yoga pants and girls with guns started a discussion going among several of my cronies. Aspersions were cast about the horror show that would be me in yoga pants.   

I went in search of a picture of a fat boy in yoga pants. Nope, nada, zilch not out there. Fat girls in yoga pants, not a problem:

Does anybody know the tensile strength of spandex?

Unfortunately, the Internet abounds with pictures of fat girls in yoga pants. Check the catalogs yoga pants come in plus, +plus, ++plus and +++plus sizes.

That brings up the question. Is the reason that there are so many pictures of fat girls in yoga pants because there are perverts that have a taste for that sort of thing? Or is it because fat girls who wear yoga pants don’t see what we see?  I think mirrors in women’s fitting rooms ought to bear a warning: “OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE BIGGER THAN THEY APPEAR.” Probably wouldn’t do any good.

I guess it just goes to show guys have enough self awareness not to show up in public in yoga pants.