Anthony Weiner may the strongest man in America. Single handedly he brought down a criminal organization of unprecedented power, reach and grasp. Single handed may not be correct, let’s see one hand for the camera, the other for ….. Yup, look ma, no hands! The ultimate irony is that he was a devoted follower and supporter of the organization. Guess the MAFIA knew something after all, it is not the stranger that gets you.
I wonder if Anthony will have staying power. You know when I was growing up people would use an euphemism for penis. It was sometimes called a “Weiner”, or a “Willie”, another term was “a Johnson”. Thirty years from now will it be a “Tony” as in Stop playing with your Tony”. I don’t think Weiner should count it was already in the vernacular. Only time will tell.
Will masturbate turn into: “Torment your Tony,” “Whomp your Wiener,” “Agitate your Anthony?”
Moms all over America used to claim that masturbation caused blindness. Can it be to outlandish for future mothers to say: Don’t agitate your Anthony it causes migraines in female Presidential candidates, or possibly Don’t torment your Tony, that’s how Republicans get elected.
Will they urge, if you must get your sister, better a sister in a whorehouse than a Republican in the White House.