You may know labiaplasty by another term, Female Genital Mutilation (FGM). Throw in a little Latin, a little piped in Muzak, an address for a high-end Medical practice and no problems. Girls-as-young-as-nine-requesting-labiaplasty.

Critics of the third world procedure are wondering why they can’t get traction in the United States. It simple, just remove the religious/cultural component and FGM becomes stylish, labiaplasty.

I want one shaped like a rose, rather than two slabs of liver stuck together.