You Don’t Say!

An ultralight crashed in Schertz. Police provided an explanation for the event.

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2024/10/08/ultralight-aircraft-pilot-hospitalized-after-crashing-in-schertz/

Schertz police said the ultralight aircraft experienced a loss of altitude.

KSAT 12, October 8, 2024

That’s one explanation. I have an alternative: “The ultralight was affected by gravity.” Then again maybe Joan Crawford said it best!