Run, Save Yourself!

Not by Boobs alone.

Bride asks maid of honor to delay boob job until after wedding: ‘She wants to be the hottest one’

I admit I’m jaded. I think everybody ought to be married at least once. More than that indicates a severe learning disability or mental illness.

I have a cousin whose wife threatened to jump out of a car traveling at 60 mph on the Cross Bronx thruway, if he didn’t agree to marry her. The rational response should have been, “Jump bitch jump.”

He married her. His kids grew up thinking he was an only child. He had a twin brother.

Emily Ratajkowski, I’ve been bad. Punish me, take off your clothes.