Protest Consolation Prize

MSN tells us there are no riots in Minneapolis, merely orderly protests. I guess that means that what appears to be looting and wholesale theft, ain’t. These folks are merely picking up prizes for attending the orderly protests.

I’m Down With That…

I am unable to make it to Minneapolis, however I am with them in spirit. Mayor Frey please ship my commemorative gift to Texas. I have enclosed a photo so that there will be no confusion.

Minneapolis Protest Consolation prize

I can hardly wait. I always wanted a Porsche.