On The Brighter Side …

San Antonio man who brutally killed woman with ax, machete sentenced to 70 years in prison

This dude chopped up a woman with an ax. He just got sentenced to 70 years in prison. On the brighter side he will now get to embark on a diet program and lose all that extra weight.

If he goes into prison weighing 400 pounds and he gets down to say, 180 pounds does that qualify as escape?