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The Country of Dubai deployed the first robot cop at the conclusion of a law enforcement expo on May 23, 2017. Police are reporting mixed results. Once turned loose to patrol the area surrounding the expo hall, the robot went down four doors to a duty-free store. Once there, the robot caged a carton of cigarettes and a fifth of scotch. The robot continued its patrol and soon found itself in an emporium that specialized in high-end sex dolls.  Once there he made inappropriate advances towards a redhead and blond. Store salespeople reported that the robot stated, “Oh baby, you make my drive hard!”First-robot-cop-to-join-Dubai-police-by-may

Dubai police commanders view the deployment with mixed feelings. On the one hand, the robot was responsive to its environment. On the other, it seemed to instinctively display traits that they had hoped to avoid.

Sometimes this shit writes itself.