Nomination For A Hero Badge

Some Diversity requirements just can’t be accommodated

Mark Latunski 

Mark Latunski hooked up with Kevin Bacon on Grinder. Latunski then killed and ate Bacon during homosexual sex play. He is in jail, charged with murder. Jailers found Latunski unresponsive in his cell. Latunski had stopped eating. Guess he didn’t like the menu in jail.

I can see the law suit now. The cops violated Latunski’s civil rights by not meeting his dietary requirements. Chicken is a poor substitute for Bacon.

What would Tony do?