Liberals are up in arms because Governor Abbott has flown 120 thousand wetbacks to cities around the United States. Abbott Bad!
It turns out that President Poopy Pants has shuttled more than twice that number, 320,000 to various cities in the United States. Poopy Pants good!
No word as to whether or not the Sheriff of Bexar County, Texas has opened up an investigation into the antics of Basement Joe.