Lost in the Translation

Griner to be Sent to Penal Colony, lesbians outraged!

Griner Is Being Sent to a Russian Penal Colony. What Is That? (yahoo.com)

Confusion reigned when radio news reported that Griner was being sent to a Russian penal colony. Activists mistakenly believed she was to be sent to a Russian PENILE colony.

A spokesman for the alphabet alliance responded once the error was corrected.

Russian authorities refused to confirm or deny that Griner will have access to music. Word is she will get to hear the Star-Spangled Banner played on a continuous loop 24/7.

Hey Putin, you haven’t got a hair on your ass!