We Would Never Catch Them

https://www.yahoo.com/news/4-arrested-california-car-insurance-155713523.html

Police, in California, arrested four idiots for insurance fraud. They submitted a false insurance claim. According to the crooks, a bear broke into their Rolls Royce Ghost and trashed the interior. They even provided a video of the event. It worked so well they did it with two other cars. Total loss $142,000. Hey if it’s on video it must be true.

I suspect that legalized marijuana played a role. I base this belief on the fact that only somebody heavily under the influence of the noxious weed would view the video and say, “Yeah that looks good…” The link will lead you to the surveillance video.

Cops executed a search warrant and came up with the bear suit.

The crooks screwed up when they put together the cheesy bear suit. Back in the day, had I been so inclined I could have pulled this fraud off. Wouldn’t have need no fuckin bear suit. I have written about him before. One of my fellow investigators, Bluto, would have been perfect for the role. He was so hairy, except on his head, that the suit was surplus to the requirements. All it would have required was to strip the big guy down, throw a pizza in the back seat of the car and he would have lumbered into the vehicle and in so doing rendered a credible imitation of a bear.

Fortunately, I didn’t have the necessary intent, nor the Rolls Royce.