Good Shit!

 

If liberals weren’t so destructive, fucking up everything they touched, they would be fun to watch. Many conservatives would consider San Francisco to be a figurative shithole. It is rapidly becoming a literal shithole, couldn’t happen to a nicer place. The homeless are shitting all over downtown. Liberals point out they installed pay toilets. HOMELESS-Pay Toilets is the disconnect that subtle? I suspect it is against the law for people to shit wherever the bowl moves them and I was right.

S.F. board OKs ban on public urination / Unanimous vote ‘demonstrates we live in a civilized society’

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The board’s unanimous vote came as a surprise after months of rancor. Even the most liberal supervisors went along with the ban on public urination and defecation, despite lobbying by homeless advocates and calls for more public toilets.

Violators could be fined $50 to $500.

Of course, in order for the ordinance to work, it must be enforced. Here’s what the mayor said about that after NBC caught up with newly elected San Francisco mayor, London Breed, and asked her what she plans on doing to combat this emerging public health crisis.

Breed told the Peacock Network that she is working with homeless advocacy organizations that receive funding from the city to better educate the homeless to stop trashing the city…

When asked by KNTV if her plan calls for stronger penalties against those who litter or defecate in public, Breed said “I didn’t express anything about a penalty.” Rather, the mayor said she has encouraged nonprofits “to talk to their clients, who, unfortunately, were mostly responsible for the conditions of our streets.”

So there you have it gotta pinch a loaf, take a crap, go #2, or drop a turd do it where you are without fear of sanction. If you have a dog it’s an another story.

5 Ordinances To Remember When Walking Your Dog In San Francisco

San Francisco is a mecca for animal lovers, especially when it comes to dogs. However, in order to prevent potential problems or accidents, the city has enacted several ordinances regarding your dog, especially when taking them out for a walk.

Cleanup

Your dog going to the bathroom is often an unavoidable circumstance while on a walk. Sec. 40 of the health code requires that you remove and dispose properly of any feces produced by your dog. Sec. 40c clarifies this requirement further by stating that you must also always carry some form of container or instrument to remove the feces, even if your dog has not yet gone to the bathroom.

Dogs are pretty smart, but they can’t read. I suspect the sign has no effect on them. However, the signs are posted all over San Francisco. I realize the homeless are less responsible than your average German Shepard, but on the off chance maybe San Francisco needs to post signs.