There is talk of a blue wave coming for the midterm elections. The democrats have fielded candidates that truly embody the morals and spirit of the party. Take Kelli Collins, she took a strong stand on gun control. She has since gone on to murder her campaign manager by shooting him in the chest and then stealing his car. She is a regular Renaissance woman of the democratic party.

Positions outlined on Collins’ website include …“responsible” gun regulation to ”(e)nsure a more careful monitoring process in gun sales from both retailers and private dealers to protect all parties involved and shield the community from the effects of firearms falling into the wrong hands;” 

Kelli Collins Ga 10th democratic candidate campaign website

I guess she can take the Blow Job Bill defense. You know, the part where he supports women’s rights unless his balls happen to be resting on a woman’s chin. Rights are a collective concept and don’t apply to individuals. Kelli can say she was all for protecting the community, but not that rotten bastard she shot in the chest. Rules are for little people.