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Diversity Nightmare!

San Antonio Fire Chief Charles Hood ate sushi off a mostly nude woman at a firefighter’s birthday party earlier this year, taking part in a Japanese practice that has been criticized for objectifying and degrading women.

Oh Shit, Oh dear! San Antonio Fire Chief is caught eating sushi from raw beaver!

The Chief was off duty, out of uniform and attending a private function. In some quarters it is stylish to serve Sushi on a naked chick. I guess I went to the wrong sushi joints. It is not like he was face down in the beaver. Is that tuna I smell or….

What to do? The Chief is black. The serving platter is Oriental. The presentation is chic in Japan. Some liberals in city government are calling for an investigation. I suspect those same liberals go to Jeffrey Toobin for their opinions. Toobin good, Hood bad! What is the solution?

I know, I know! Tell the bitch she can’t attend Harvard. Done.

What would Tony do?

I want to know where this item is on the menu. I’m old and fat. It could be my only shot at gook pussy.