It’s a Florida man thing! A thug in Florida was charged after cops found cocaine and methamphetamine in plastic bags, wrapped around his penis. He had a reasonable explanation. It wasn’t his dope, didn’t know how it got there!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/wrapped-package-arrest-896154

He could follow up with the Hillary Clinton defense, “What difference does it make?” Then there is the BJ Bill Clinton, the serial rapist defense, “Define is?”