You Can’t Make This Shit Up
When I go, I don’t expect to leave with any last words. “Rosebud,” worked for Charles Foster Kane. Then there were the immortal words of Nathan Hale, “I regret that I have but one life to give to my country…” Then there is Pablo Ruiz, 43, never to see 44. The San Antonio MSM failed to provide his last words. I have narrowed it down to two possibilities: “Hey, watch this!” or the ever popular, “Hold my beer.”
Pablo’s celebration of the 4th of July went out with a bang. He placed a mortar style firework on his head and lit the fuse. He didn’t survive the event. I’m guessing that he didn’t go out quoting Isaac Newton.
