First of all, I don’t know how one goes about “furiously shitting on the floor” as opposed to just plain shitting on the floor. You can see it here: Woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-Tim-Hortons-
Could this be proof that Darwin was right? What if this was her default manner of ending arguments? We (or at least she, is descendant from apes).
Like they say if it has tits or tires eventually you are going to have problems with it.