Clueless in New York

 

Bitch fight between two journalist whores, Jake Trapper and Jenn Jacques, on Twitter regarding the New York Speed bump attack yesterday. Giving rise to three great questions whose answer is unknowable:

  1. Is a Blow Job, Sex?

    2. Tastes Great or Less Filling?

     

    Tastes Great, Less Filling

    3. Can a Non Arab, speaking Arabic be a terrorist supporting a Muslim cause or is he just a wannabe cultural appropriator picking on the peace-loving, non-violent, and culturally assimilated murderous tribe slowly taking over America’s 7-11’s?

    CNN: He Said, “God Is Great.”

     

    .@CNN -he was NOT yelling “God is great”, take that OUT of quotation marks.  @jaketapper @cnnbrk pic.twitter.com/eRJsKtqHuo

    i really have no idea what you’re objecting to. We said what he said in Arabic and provided rough translation.

    I’m pretty sure Americans have by now learned at some great misery what “Allahu Akbar” means, and I’m not getting why Jake Tapper thinks he needs to “translate” a direct reference to the Islamic god into a generic god who might be worshipped by anyone.

    Not a Traveler?

     

    JUST IN: Multiple officials tell ABC News suspect in custody is identified as 29-year-old Sayfullo Saipov from Tampa, FL

    Or is he?

     

    @CBSNews confirms identity of the NYC terror suspect as Sayfullo Habibullaevic Saipov, apparently from Uzbekistan.

     

    Posted by Ace at 05:17 PM Comments

    Terrorism: “Mass Casualty” Incident in Manhattan As Truck Veers Into Bicycle Path and Mows Down Several Riders; Then Driver Flees While Shooting Two Guns

    —Ace

    At least six dead and many others presumably wounded. At latest count.

    Update: FoxNews now reporting the driver, who totally did this not as a part of any terror attack but just because of a dispute with another trucker, shouted “Allahu Akbar,” thus proving conclusively that this is definitely not terrorism but probably Trump’s doing #BecauseRussians.

    The #SalonHot25 is about to write essays about how to solve the radicalization of Muslims overseas by allowing them to radicalize here in the US. Kind of like parents who let underage teenagers drink at parties at their own homes under Cool Dad supervision.

    This New York Times report suggests that these two incidents are actually the same incident, the run-down followed by the truck colliding with another vehicle, then the driver running on foot while shooting.

    However, I’m not sure that’s what happened. I think it is, but I’m not sure. Stuyvesant High School is in lower Manhattan, on the Hudson River, and the shootings are also reported to be in lower Manhattan. Also, Stuyvesant is on Chambers Street.

     

    BREAKING: Multiple people have been shot near the West Side Highway and Chambers Street in New York City, per NYC official

    Certainly this is similar to the truck run-down attacks we’ve seen in Europe (those usually followed by attacks on foot with knives), but police say it’s not terror-connected, and was prompted by… a dispute between two truck drivers?!

     

    : Mass casualty incident in Downtown Manhattan. At least 5 injured, 2 pronounced DOA. K-9 and Bomb squad requested. pic.twitter.com/762IhD7L4T

    BREAKING UPDATE: NYPD official confirms, the incident in downtown Manhattan is NOT terror related.

    BREAKING UPDATE: NYPD official confirms, the incident in downtown Manhattan is NOT terror related.

    Per PD sources, a fight between two truck drivers lead to one truck hitting multiple pedestrians, and one truck driver opened fired