Target shopping spree, Florida Man style

Florida man has sex with stuffed animal in middle of Target isle.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/olaf-targeted-642935

According to the complaint, Meader’s father told police that “def has a history of this type of behavior.” Court records, however, list no prior criminal cases against Meader.

Some people may think that I am condemning a whole state, New Jersey, unfairly for their taxation on pumpkins scheme. They point out that denizens of Florida are capable of bizarre behavior, but the state itself gets a bye.

There is a reasonable explanation. The populace of New Jersey relies on their government to come up with stupid shit. They regularly elect and reelect corrupt, self serving idiots and rely on them to maintain standards. New Jersey politicians keep the faith.

Florida craziness is based on individual effort. Reports of bizarre behavior is not cause for caution, in Florida. Rather, it is like throwing down a gauntlet. there is always someone, in Florida up for the challenge, to seek the lowest level.

I guess George Orwell said it best.

Migration patterns being what they are, I’m sure that transplants from New Jersey are well represented in the ranks of those that receive the coveted tag of “Florida Man.”