Can’t Make This Up!

This is just so wrong! It happened in Florida. I’m just glad I live in Texas. It would never happen here… we have laws.

A panhandler walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken and interfered with a customer’s enjoyment of his fried chicken. A fight ensued. The rest of the story:

This would never happened in Texas. We have a law against hunting over a baited field. It just ain’t sporting to take on a bum at a KFC.

What would Tony do?