Okay, he got caught. Chances are the undercover video will make it to utube. The only thing new we will learn from the video is whether foreplay involves Mastercard or American Express. Everything else remains the same, a blow job is a blow job. Kraft bought it, he may as well take ownership.

Here are some questions and things he could point out, but probably won’t:

• How come it is noble for a football player being paid millions to take a knee, but bad for a hooker to perform on her knees?
• Anonymous homosexual acts (blow jobs) performed in public rest rooms are empowering. Condemnation of such activity is homophobic, discriminatory, and hateful.
• Blow jobs, as part of a business transaction between consenting heterosexuals, is an affront to perverts, sexual deviants and democrats.
• At 77 years old, unlike millennials, Kraft can still get it up and knows what he likes.