I have a buddy who retired years ago. He keeps busy around the house with a variety of interests. I called him yesterday and got his wife. She was home in the middle of the day. It turns out she said the hell with it two weeks ago and retired. I congratulated her and pointed out there would be a transition period, for both of them. Retirement routines change, once the wife joins.

At any rate, she could now lounge about the house in pajamas, until noon, without guilt. Hubby on the other hand, would have to start wearing pants. Then I found this Gahan Wilson cartoon. It was meant to be.