Indian Heritage, That Never Was

Elizabeth Warren and the Boston Globe announced that they had DNA proof that she was an Indian. Too bad her third grade math teacher wasn’t around. You know the one that always said, “The answer doesn’t count unless you show your work. Turns out she was right! The work was wrong, the answer doesn’t count.

Princess Angry Beaver

Iron Eyes Cody (born Espera Oscar de Corti, April 3, 1904 – January 4, 1999) was an Italian-American actor. He portrayed Native Americans in Hollywoodfilms,[2] famously as Chief Iron Eyes in Bob Hope‘s The Paleface (1948). He also played a Native American shedding a tear about litter in one of the country’s most well-known television public service announcements, “Keep America Beautiful“.[3] In 1996, Cody’s half-sister said that he was of Italian ancestry, but he denied it.[3][4]
Cigar Store Indian
History Repeats, Boston and Fake Indians
Pontiac Hood Ornament
Indian Motorcycle

I predict a fall back. Her defenders will take a page from the trans-textbook. DNA doesn’t matter, it’s how you feel. Damned Y chromosome didn’t stop these two winners.

Caitland Jenner and fiance (both guys)