Two Birds One Stone

I occasionally get feedback, not here in the comments section, but via other methods. Ken, the message tied to the brick was funny the first time, but replacing windows is expensive. The most common query/comment is where do you get this shit?  Followed by don’t you have a cull factor? I do. I just don’t use it.

I can only guess some of my appreciation of minutiae may be due to the old hometown newspaper.  It had two quirks that I recall.  The front page had to have a photograph of a fatal car wreck.  Sometimes they traveled halfway around the world to find a suitable photo. The second quirk was that every page would have a filler somewhere on it.  A filler covered two to ten lines of newsprint and made the columns all come out the same size.  They might be labeled; “Odd Fact”, “Did You Know?”, “Geography Today”. I read ’em all.

This week Gene Wilder died.  One of his best movies and roles was “Young Doctor Frankenstein”.  He will be missed.  Getting back to today’s topic, here is your chance to kill an afternoon and honor Gene Wilder’s memory. Play Young Doctor Frankenstein. You too can build your own Monster from disparate parts, http://www.dsdoll.us/order.html The doll manufacturers offer a variety of races and body types. The order form is a veritable smorgasbord of component parts that you can mix and match. Breast shape and nipple type and color offer three hundred and sixty-four possible choices, almost a year’s worth of boobs!  The are decisions to be made regarding twats, pubic hair, with or without hemorrhoids. The selections go on and on. Hours of fun.  Fulfill that God complex.

The ordering process may be more fun than watching porn, play mix and match, trade with your friends! Just don’t hit the send button or the bill will be like you are sending another kid to college.

EUREKA! This could be a model for the next big online dating site!