In an effort to aid all of those who claim they are leaving the country, when Trump assumes office, I offer the following link to Wikipedia, the lazy persons source for information. 

Wikipedia.org/wiki/Renunciation_of_citizenship

It isn’t enough that you whining dirt bags leave the United States. Most people who do call it a vacation. It needs to be seen for the political statement that it is. That calls for renunciation of your United States citizenship. This isn’t as simple as it seems, as Blow Job (BJ) Bill Clinton the serial rapist found out. Rumor has it BJ Bill tried to renounce his citizenship while attending Oxford. I suspect that “The One” tried the same thing when casting about for student loans.

Unfortunately, Consular Affairs Officers, are not pushovers. Renunciation is a process that takes several months. It requires homework, as there are several affidavits and documents that must be provided. There are also two separate interviews scheduled months apart. I suspect many renunciation efforts end after the second interview when the Consular Affairs officer leaves the interview room and as he throws the renunciation paper work in the trash, thinks,”What an asshole.”

It will help your renunciation effort if you already possess a passport from your adopted nation.You may want to find a country does not have an extradition treaty with U.S. Remember to save your  money because there is a tax that goes with the renunciation.

There may be problems finding a country that would want to take such a sorry faithless person as yourself. Take heart though there are some countries that will take you. If you are Jewish, then Israel will issue you an Israeli passport, no questions asked, course there is that whole Palestinian thing. There is also the old saw, “Money talks and bullshit walks.” The type of country that suits your preference is probably interested in selling citizenship if the price is right. I know, in a line straight out of a Mickey Rooney movie of the thirties, “Hey kids! Let’s put on a show.”

We gather up the old sluts, the young wanna be sluts, even the fat ugly ones, along with wanna be bad guys, bad comedians, the sociopath social commentators and do a farewell tour to finance their move. We can call it the “Once I was somebody, now nobody remembers, last ditch effort at publicity tour”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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