Poetic Justice

Thief shoots self in Weiner robbing hot dog stand… (Drudge Headline)

Man-who-shot-himself-inpenis-charged-with-West-Pullman-robbery/ (The Other Guys Headline)

Out of Chicago, This is the story that just keeps on giving. I don’t know anything about the racial makeup of Chicago. The location, West Pullman and the crook’s name, Terrion Pouncy, may provide some insight as to the individual’s race. His sexual identity may be up in the air at this time.

A 19-year-old man who shot himself in the penis after allegedly holding up a South Side hotdog stand Tuesday won’t be going home when he’s released from the hospital. Terrion Pouncy remained at Christ Hospital recovering from his injuries on Thursday, missing a bond hearing at the Leighton Criminal Courthouse on two counts of armed robbery.

On top of shooting his dick off, bystanders whipped the shit out of him while holding him got police.

This incident tends to support my evolving theory that black men are unsuited to a life of crime, too incompetent.