A retriever out for a walk, in England, found a giant dildo.  It looked like a kong to him, dog-finds-dildo.  He brought his trophy home.  It could have been worse. 

On more than one search warrant I have executed, the family mutt has followed along behind the search team and retrieved similar appliances from the bedroom and brought them out, like a trophy, for all to see. It is much harder to deny ownership when the dog drags it out of your bedroom.