I remember when I was growing up “they” warned that masturbation could lead to blindness. What I found particularly disturbing is that “They” never quantified how much masturbation did it take? A Texas teenager has supplied the answer. Teenager-who-turned-blind-after-over-masturbating-warns-it-aint-worth-it/

According to the article, the number is north of thirty-six times a day. I’d have expected the elbow to give out first.