Immigration Advocates Warn ICE Is Retaliating Against Activists

This story puts paid to the discussion on whether NPR deserves further Federal funding. Quite simply no, any money given to people this stupid will only be wasted. My cockroaches are smarter than these illegals and those that champion their cause.

I live in a middle-class neighborhood in a house that is in good repair. It is clean and generally well kept. I have cockroaches. In the “natural order” of things, cockroaches generally don’t put in an appearance during the day. They are white middle-class cockroaches, and are rather shy and retiring. At night it’s a different story. But they are still white middle-class cockroaches instincts when the lights go on they head for the baseboard, running like hell and they get under cover quick. The collective white cockroach experience is if that one sticks around one gets squashed.

Blame it on natural selection, not all cockroaches act the same. I was a cop for thirty years. The dirtier the house, the braver the cockroach. In a crack house, they don’t care if the lights are on or not. They run towards food but not to get away. It is possible to engage in a stare down contest with a ghetto cockroach. A ghetto cockroach has been conditioned, there is safety in numbers. When the potential to squash a cockroach is measured in hundreds, there is a good chance your number won’t be up. Why run?

This points to a deficit in wetbacks. They have failed to learn the lessons of the natural world. There are eleven million illegals in the United States. The Border Patrol could look for them in the same spots one would look for cockroaches and chances are be highly successful. However, unlike cockroaches, wetbacks don’t run when the light shines upon them. Instead, they buy a bullhorn and hold rallies to announce to everybody in a three block radius that where they can find wetbacks. Then to add insult to injury the wetbacks blame the Border Patrol when they get picked up.  They can’t seem to understand that when you draw attention to yourself,  it is to all parts of yourself. It is against the law to knowingly hire an illegal alien; Knowingly Hiring an Illegal Alien (US CODE). 

I’m not an attorney. My understanding of the US Code regarding wetbacks is that a first-time offense is akin to a traffic violation and a hearing could be held before a United States Magistrate Judge. The only question before the Magistrate Judge is: Do you have a visa? Yes or No. If the answer is no pack your shit for an all expense paid trip back to the third world shit hole of origin. Got a girlfriend? You can take the fat ugly white chick and the squalling rug rats with you, kinda like the prize you won when you visited Disney World. NEXT!

The liberals decided to make things better and created an administrative court to hear deportation matters. Administrative Law judges are political hacks who are unable to successfully function in normal legal forums. So friends and relatives agitate to get them placed in an administrative law position where the damage they are able to do is narrowly focused and easily overlooked. The function of the Administrative law judges in the Immigration forum is to make sure that the law cannot work.