Some people are making fun of President Poopy Pants. It seems that during a recent speech he read editorial instructions, never intended to be uttered. Stop it! Take a page from the democrats, don’t let a crisis go to waste.
I’m issuing a challenge to all you hackers out there. Think you’re good? Prove it. Hijack his teleprompter and insert the following. “Due to my advanced dementia, I hereby reign the Presidency effective immediately.” I don’t know that the announcement would have legs. It sure would be fun to watch the aftermath.
